Why are trucks that are at least three times the size of my first apartment called "semi" trucks?
Why do I put on elaborate eye makeup in the summer time, only to go out with giant sunglasses on?
What makes a pastor "the VERY Reverend"? and does it require whiter socks?
Why aren't there condolence cards for the elderly for things like loss of memory, loss of teeth or loss of continence?
Why isn't sexy lingerie made in size 24XX?
Do any of you have curious questions this Christmas time?