Friday, December 19, 2008

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER

Further in the hijinks of soon to be former church.......

This past summer Wonderboy and I would pick my mom up on Sunday and she would join us at worship at church. Three times over the course of the summer she filled out a visitor card with her name, address and telephone number and dropped it into the collection plate.

Up until this week she had never heard from anyone.

When we all attended the program this past fall given by Wonderboy's choir directors and his choir, one of the elders stood up to talk about the volunteer expo. He shared that he and his wife decided to come to this church because of the wonderful welcome they received after they filled out their visitor card. The kind and caring telephone call, he went on, caused them to feel all warm and fuzzy about this church and that's why they joined. Then he stated that every single visitor card was responded to and that's what makes this church so great. The warm welcome that everyone who comes here receives.

Yesterday, at long last, my mother finally received two warm and caring responses in the mail.

One was an invitation to a dinner to be held at a posh country club near the Rose Bowl. There she could reunite with her fellow new member classmates and share her experiences of the church. She would also have the opportunity to visit again with the associate pastor who held the classes.

The other was a letter from the head pastor thanking her for her pledge commitment this year. He noted that the budget of 2.4 million this year had not been met, and that they needed 1.1 million in, oh I forget now, I think she said it was the next few months. He said, in the letter, that he is hoping the members will double their gifts next year and to please fill out the enclosed pledge card and return it.

There are interesting facts to note about all this:

~My mother never attended any new member class at this church and did not join
~My mother never made or gave any pledge or tithe to this church

And the most interesting fact of all:

Both these mailings were addressed to my mother's correct last name and address. But to Mr. JIM ----------. She is most definitely not a Jim and my deceased father was a Ralph.

Egad.

10 comments:

Hot Cup Lutheran said...

wozers...

Jan said...

weird. . .

mompriest said...

oh my word...that is just insult to injury....

zorra said...

*sigh*

Yes, it's grimly funny, but it makes me sad, maybe in a different way from how it makes you sad.

It wasn't always this way.

Ruth Hull Chatlien said...

There is something seriously, pathologically wrong with the systems in that church. Not to mention the priorities.

Barbara B. said...

It just keeps getting better and better. (Or is that 'worser and worser'?!)

Kievas said...

There was a Simpsons episode where the dog "Santa's Little Helper") received a credit card offer addressed to Santos L. Halper.

Life imitating art?

Rev SS said...

Lord have mercy!

dust bunny said...

Egad is right.

Mary Beth said...

That's just disgusting.

I'm embarrassed for them.