It's been three months since my last post. And even that was just a lame link to an Easter like song.
*APPLAUSE* GOOD FOR YOU FOR BEING REAL!
I haven't blogged here because my life has been hard.
AWWWWW. .....YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN HARD? BULLSHIT, YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE SUDAN SO WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?......HEY WHINER, YOU'VE GOT A PLACE TO LIVE AND A CAR......
Hard is relative, I know. But for me it's been hard.
YEAH. IT'S HARD FOR EVERYBODY. JOIN THE CLUB.
I'm just trying to tell you why --
LIKE WE GIVE A F**K. HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN NEAR TO DEATH?
DO YOU LIVE ON THE STREETS?
You know I don't, but---
YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SON WITH YOU?
Thank goodness, yes, but---
ALL THESE "BUT'S". WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, A MOTORBOAT?? BUT BUT BUT.....
.......and she slinks quietly to her seat, shutting up and sucking it up. Because she is a good girl.