Sunday, July 24, 2011

Blogger Anonymous

Hi I'm PG and I am a blogger.

HI PG!

It's been three months since my last post. And even that was just a lame link to an Easter like song.

*APPLAUSE*  GOOD FOR YOU FOR BEING REAL!

I haven't blogged here because my life has been hard.

AWWWWW. .....YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN HARD? BULLSHIT, YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE SUDAN SO WHAT'S YOUR  BEEF?......HEY WHINER, YOU'VE GOT A PLACE TO LIVE AND A CAR......

Hard is relative, I know. But for me it's been hard.

YEAH. IT'S HARD FOR EVERYBODY. JOIN THE CLUB.

I'm just trying to tell you why --

LIKE WE GIVE A F**K. HAVE YOU BEEN BEATEN NEAR TO DEATH?

No, but--

DO YOU LIVE ON THE STREETS?

You know I don't, but---

YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SON WITH YOU?

Thank goodness, yes, but---

ALL THESE "BUT'S". WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, A MOTORBOAT?? BUT BUT BUT.....

.......and she slinks quietly to her seat, shutting up and sucking it up. Because she is a good girl.